Creative Employment Part Two: Pimp Your Pad

We live in one of the hottest tourist destinations on the planet where hotels start at 225 a night. Why not turn your pad into a B&B (Bed and Bagel) on the weekends for unsuspecting tourists and undercut the market by offering it for 150 a night? All hobos have friends with couches, or a hobo lover they can shack up with for the weekend while the rubes enjoy the comforts of your shack. Just make sure they pay up front in cash, and leave a credit card deposit in case they make off with your Victrola.