They've done it. Those uppity City hobos have gotten the better of us yet again. If you can afford the subway fare into Manahttan, stroll by Madison Square Park and take a gander. Oh, sure, the sign claims it's "art" by "Tadashi Kawamata," but you can't fool us: these are Luxury Hobo Condos, complete with easy subway access and park views. They're sitting up there with their ramen noodles and stolen wi-fi laughing at us.
Let's step it up, Brooklyn. There's plenty of room in the back of the refrigerator box for a gym and laundry room; park it next to the Gowanus and you've got instant waterfront real estate. We need to show those snotty Manhattan bastards what we're made of.
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